The Tyrant In Training Podcast

Tyrant In Training Episode 34 Paul Longley, The Silly Little Willy Island Etc. (Republic Of)

Season Four, Episode Two of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Todays guest is Actor, Writer, Good Bloke Paul Longley. 

Also known as the Silly Little Willy Woo Baby Boo Boy of The Silly Little Willy Island Where Everyone Has Little Willy's (Republic Of). An tyranny born out of disastrous marketing campaign conduced by the great people at Ben & Jerry's Corporation.

A simple, humble man who just wanted ice-cream ends up controlling his own country of disgruntled citizens trapped on the island. A quick review of Paddington 2 is just about enough to keep the citizens from destroying him.

If you are a fan of Paul's or a legal team representing the Ben & Jerry's corporation and would like to have a stern word with Paul, he can be found here

World Twistories, a documentary-comedy series, hosted by Paul, about eccentric people in history can be found on fancymovies818.com and Oakmead Productions

 

Tyrant In Training Episode 33 Ryan Webb, The WebbMaster of Monkey Foot Island

Season Four, Episode One of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Todays guest is Chicagonadian comedian Ryan Webb. 

Also known as the WebbMaster of Monkey Foot Island. It's not shaped like a monkey foot, there's no obvious answer as to why it has that name and asking questions about the islands name will lead you onto the obstacle course full of big drops and saw blades. 

There's plenty of libraries, hospitals and stripclubs for you to relax and feel safe in but keep in mind that this obstacle course is the main source of income for the country, being a Nintendo sponsored reality TV series, so you will have to run it eventually, soon and often.

 

You can find the lovely and funny Tyrant, the WebbMaster, Ryan Webb on Facebook, Instagram , Threads and Youtube

 

You can also find his website for more comedy clips ryanwebbcomedy.com and there is also his own podcast Tokin- Black which may potentially have less talk about enforced, deadly obstacle courses.

 

Tyrants In Training Episode 32 - Nikoline Bangen back in the Zombie Apocalypse

Final episode of Season Three of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's guest is actress Nikoline Bangen. Check out Niki's new clothes and merch shop on Etsy - LilHypeShop

After surviving the outbreak of a zombie apocalypse, Nikoline left Norway with a cruise ship full of survivors. Sarah, the 90 year old sailor celebrating the birth of her first child, Hannah my mammy who you may have heard a few episodes back and Mark the mattress loving MMA fighter who now leads the survivors and is voiced by a silent Henry Cavill.

Soon, the survivors reach the meditteranean, with the help of Game of Thrones season 8 time mechanics. There, they find a seemingly peaceful island. Nikoline leads a small crew which inclues Nor Wayne, Chad the surfer and Brad the Uber Driver on land to check it out as they see black smoke rise from the center of the island. Is it friends, or a tyrant?

Can Nikoline find a safe haven for the survivors. Will Henry Cavill reply to my email requests? Listen to find out.

 

 

Tyrant In Training Episode 31 Harmony Jupiter, the Empress Harmony of Tranquillity

Episode thirty one of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Todays guest is actress and comedian Harmony Jupiter

Also known as Empress Harmony of Tranquillity. Tranquillity is an animal kingdom. Refusing to allow 10 million people to live on Tranquillity but allowing 1 million people and 9 million animals. 

The island is known as having the most multilingual and most unusual pets housed there. 

Tyrant In Training Episode 30 J-L Cauvin as the Supreme Leader of Jeanland

Episode thirty of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with comedian, impressionist, tall man J-L Cauvin

Also known as the Supreme Leader of Jeanland. After the big one hit San Diego, it broke off and brave Supreme Leader J-L Cauvin (often referred to as The Tower) transformed it into a cultural new nation called JeanLand. 

By culture we mean of course sexy people going about their attractive lives. Not many men on this island but the ones that are there, you can be sure have a good tan on them. That's actually one of the  main laws in JeanLand. No pale sorts. Which sadly means after a nice milestone of reaching thirty episodes, the host Kevin Ryan is not allowed on this island. 

For you Gods and Goddesses who are allowed onto the island, make sure not to mention "The Pale Purge" or call JeanLand like Levi's jeans-land. It's Jean like french for John. Breaking these rules might bring the Hayex military down on you. Named, obviously, after Selma Hayek as all soldiers and officers, tyrants bodyguards have a striking resemblence to her. 

If you want to look into the mind of a tyrannical tall leader, check out J-L Cauvin's website 

Tyrant In Training Episode 29 Will Nash, Willy the Dick of the JimmyRig

Episode twenty nine of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with Director Will Nash

Also known as Willy the Dick of the JimmyRig. Lashing six cruise ships together, Willy the Dick founded his nation of the JimmyRig as a haven for tax dodging rich folk that he can easily steal money from. If they complain about it (or call him Willy the Richard) a large mechanical boot would kick them off the country. 

Even though only 50 people live here (wikipedia says 18,000 because you should never trust Wikipedia as your only source of information). You can still buy tickets to some of the unbelievable concerts hosted during the tyrant's birthday celebrations. Mick Hucknell has found a new lease of life, drumming with the Foo Fighters. 

 

 

Tyrant In Training Episode 28 Janet Elizabeth Swainston, Grand Benign Dictator of Bunniville

Episode twenty eight of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with Canadian screenwriter Janet Elizabeth Swainston

Also known as the Grand Benign Dictator of Bunniville. After a clerical error in the Candian lottery gave her one million percent more money than she actually won, Janet Elizabeth founded the volcanic filmmakers paradise of Bunniville.  

Don't use bad grammar and you should be fine, though she is an admitted contrarian. You may end up being thrown into the volcano during one of the scheduled, "No filming, Volcano executions in progress" Days.  

Tyrant In Training Episode 27 Mary Flanigan, Emporess Mary the Great of Flanitania

Episode twenty seven of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with Belfast comedian Mary Flanigan. 

Also known as the Emporess Mary the Great of Flanitania. Flanitania was once the floating great pacific garbage patch. Mary took it and made it into a non-smelling seagull hating paradise. 

Don't cry on her or near her. Don't interrupt her. Don't correct her. Don't be a seagull or have any pro-seagull views. After that you should be fine. 

Tyrant In Training Episode 26 Kate Barron, the Beautiful Baroness of Bella Island

Episode twenty six of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with Canadian comedian in London, Kate Barron. Kates debut solo show Losing Myself is at Soho Theatre in London on 12th and 13th of April.

 

Also known as the Beautiful Baroness of Bella Island. I think I'll leave this description to just one out of context quote

 

"I would use psychological warfare to destroy them so they hated themselves so much, that when their child was born that looked like them, they would hate their child but they wouldn't know why".

 

Kate is bringing some real tyrannical energy that's been missing from this podcast.

Tyrant In Training Episode 25 Amanda Marks is the only Amanda of Tiny Island

Episode twenty five of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with comedian and fellow podcaster who hosts Sis and Tell, Amanda Marks. 

Tiny animals, tiny food portions and tiny amount of Amanda's allowed on the island. Amanda is the first guest to time travel into the future to set up her island. 

Of course she brought Harrison Ford with her, whose duty seems to be to remove any other people calling themselves Amanda and removing those who don't find a very hilarious mooning video funny.