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The Tyrant In Training Podcast is a weekly comedy podcast which asks guests what they would do as a tyrant of their own country. Guests answer questions such as what official title they are to to known as,.what is banned on the island and what scandal do they get involved in.
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Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
Tyrants In Training Episode 32 - Nikoline Bangen back in the Zombie Apocalypse
Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
Final episode of Season Three of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's guest is actress Nikoline Bangen. Check out Niki's new clothes and merch shop on Etsy - LilHypeShop
After surviving the outbreak of a zombie apocalypse, Nikoline left Norway with a cruise ship full of survivors. Sarah, the 90 year old sailor celebrating the birth of her first child, Hannah my mammy who you may have heard a few episodes back and Mark the mattress loving MMA fighter who now leads the survivors and is voiced by a silent Henry Cavill.
Soon, the survivors reach the meditteranean, with the help of Game of Thrones season 8 time mechanics. There, they find a seemingly peaceful island. Nikoline leads a small crew which inclues Nor Wayne, Chad the surfer and Brad the Uber Driver on land to check it out as they see black smoke rise from the center of the island. Is it friends, or a tyrant?
Can Nikoline find a safe haven for the survivors. Will Henry Cavill reply to my email requests? Listen to find out.
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Tyrant In Training Episode 31 Harmony Jupiter, the Empress Harmony of Tranquility
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Episode thirty one of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Todays guest is actress and comedian Harmony Jupiter
Also known as Empress Harmony of Tranquility. Tranquility is an animal kingdom. Refusing to allow 10 million people to live on Tranquility but allowing 1 million people and 9 million animals.
The island is known as having the most multilingual and most unusual pets housed there.
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Tyrant In Training Episode 30 J-L Cauvin as the Supreme Leader of Jeanland
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Episode thirty of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with comedian, impressionist, tall man J-L Cauvin
Also known as the Supreme Leader of Jeanland. After the big one hit San Diego, it broke off and brave Supreme Leader J-L Cauvin (often referred to as The Tower) transformed it into a cultural new nation called JeanLand.
By culture we mean of course sexy people going about their attractive lives. Not many men on this island but the ones that are there, you can be sure have a good tan on them. That's actually one of the main laws in JeanLand. No pale sorts. Which sadly means after a nice milestone of reaching thirty episodes, the host Kevin Ryan is not allowed on this island.
For you Gods and Goddesses who are allowed onto the island, make sure not to mention "The Pale Purge" or call JeanLand like Levi's jeans-land. It's Jean like french for John. Breaking these rules might bring the Hayex military down on you. Named, obviously, after Selma Hayek as all soldiers and officers, tyrants bodyguards have a striking resemblence to her.
If you want to look into the mind of a tyrannical tall leader, check out J-L Cauvin's website
Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
Tyrant In Training Episode 29 Will Nash, Willy the Dick of the JimmyRig
Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
Episode twenty nine of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with Director Will Nash
Also known as Willy the Dick of the JimmyRig. Lashing six cruise ships together, Willy the Dick founded his nation of the JimmyRig as a haven for tax dodging rich folk that he can easily steal money from. If they complain about it (or call him Willy the Richard) a large mechanical boot would kick them off the country.
Even though only 50 people live here (wikipedia says 18,000 because you should never trust Wikipedia as your only source of information). You can still buy tickets to some of the unbelievable concerts hosted during the tyrant's birthday celebrations. Mick Hucknell has found a new lease of life, drumming with the Foo Fighters.
Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
Episode twenty eight of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with Canadian screenwriter Janet Elizabeth Swainston
Also known as the Grand Benign Dictator of Bunniville. After a clerical error in the Candian lottery gave her one million percent more money than she actually won, Janet Elizabeth founded the volcanic filmmakers paradise of Bunniville.
Don't use bad grammar and you should be fine, though she is an admitted contrarian. You may end up being thrown into the volcano during one of the scheduled, "No filming, Volcano executions in progress" Days.
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Tyrant In Training Episode 27 Mary Flanigan, Emporess Mary the Great of Flanitania
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Episode twenty seven of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with Belfast comedian Mary Flanigan.
Also known as the Emporess Mary the Great of Flanitania. Flanitania was once the floating great pacific garbage patch. Mary took it and made it into a non-smelling seagull hating paradise.
Don't cry on her or near her. Don't interrupt her. Don't correct her. Don't be a seagull or have any pro-seagull views. After that you should be fine.
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Tyrant In Training Episode 26 Kate Barron, the Beautiful Baroness of Bella Island
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Episode twenty six of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with Canadian comedian in London, Kate Barron. Kates debut solo show Losing Myself is at Soho Theatre in London on 12th and 13th of April.
Also known as the Beautiful Baroness of Bella Island. I think I'll leave this description to just one out of context quote
"I would use psychological warfare to destroy them so they hated themselves so much, that when their child was born that looked like them, they would hate their child but they wouldn't know why".
Kate is bringing some real tyrannical energy that's been missing from this podcast.
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Tyrant In Training Episode 25 Amanda Marks is the only Amanda of Tiny Island
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Episode twenty five of the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's episode is with comedian and fellow podcaster who hosts Sis and Tell, Amanda Marks.
Tiny animals, tiny food portions and tiny amount of Amanda's allowed on the island. Amanda is the first guest to time travel into the future to set up her island.
Of course she brought Harrison Ford with her, whose duty seems to be to remove any other people calling themselves Amanda and removing those who don't find a very hilarious mooning video funny.
Sunday Mar 05, 2023
Tyrant In Training Episode 24 BONUS EPISODE - Parents are Tyrants
Sunday Mar 05, 2023
Sunday Mar 05, 2023
Episode twenty four the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's bonus episode hosts my parents, Patrick Joseph and Hannah Ryan.
These two tyrannical dictators were not able to agree to sharing power so they both got run of their own island. This bonus episode gives them their own time to rule as they like. Lady Hannah taking over the Meditteranean island of Maryland and Mr. Ryan ruling Corrib Island off the west coast of Ireland.
Both countries are clearly in deep financial ruin and unfortunately it seems to be left to their heirs, one of their brilliant sons, to try and salvage something from each country.
Enjoy. Thanks care-givers <3
#improvcomedy #comedy #parents #Ireland
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Tyrant In Training Episode 23 - Vandy Beth Glenn: The Prioress of Freedonia
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Episode twenty threeof the Tyrant In Training podcast. Hosted by Kevin Ryan. Today's guest is Georgia comedian Vandy Beth Glenn.
Otherwise known as the Prioress of Freedonia.
The island of comedians
The safe haven from hecklers.
The set of that Marvel rom-com about Ironic Woman and that clone of Hitler that turned out to be a wonderful humanitarian.
Podcast seems to have gone off the rails a little once Prioress took on that role as Ironic Woman.